You Are Not Close To "Average"

I've got another bone to pick. I am tired of seeing fat chicks show up when I select everything "Average" and smaller.

Match.com gives you so many options ladies. Why the fuck are you choosing "About average" when you are much larger. There are SIX options for being bigger than average. Choose one and get the fuck out of my list already. Jesus!

Have some of that BBW pride or whatever the hell it is. Black guys like fat and curvy girls. Go with that. Just remember to be on birth control because they won't be paying for any chillin's.

Posted on May 16, 2010 at 10:01 pm by admin · Permalink · Leave a comment
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The Joys of Online Dating

After being fed up from the "sugar daddy"  sites and not finding much quality there (you really need to have deep pockets to play ball, otherwise you'll be dealing with crap, more on that later) I've resorted to going back to Craigslist and dating sites.

Online dating is BIG business. It's also a very shady business. Friendfinder.com/Adultfriendfinder.com have been playing the fraud game for a long time. Add true.com to that list too. Fake profiles to tempt you to signup, fake "you've got mail" e-mails. It's all a hoax. Oh, and try to cancel your account. Good luck.

Anyway, I hate dating sites with a passion. They're overpriced, once you signup you typically realize only a handful of the girls you found on the search are even active within the last month. Unless you're really into a ton of activities, you don't have a lot of interesting things to offer. One thing I've noticed that annoys the hell out of me is the repetition. Here's how a typical female profile goes:

Great. Unless you're a busy guy, and not lazy like myself, you don't have a lot to counter back with. I don't drink wine. I don't travel much. I can't really dance unless I am intoxicated, even then it's touch-and-go. I'm not going to list that as an interest or hobby.

When it comes down to it, I'm a pretty decent guy. Some would say a catch. I've got my flaws, but I have my own brand of chivalry and always take care of things. I don't mind paying for dinner, drinks, etc. But the whole "give me money so I'll have dinner with you" bit is getting tired.

I don't have patience for the dating game either, which is one reason I originally went the sugar route. I think that if two people find each other attractive, things should move forward quicker. None of these rules of "oh at least three dates for this" and shit. If there is physical attraction and the personality connection seems decent, why waste the time? Life is short, enjoy the company of others while you can.

The whole "does she really like me" and "do I call her yet" kind of crap is annoying. If I like you, I'm going to tell you and try to move things forward. I'd like to see you again, next time we're both free. I don't have any rules about how often I can see someone. If we get along well, then why not? Especially if we're having fun with each other's genitals too. That tends to be mutually pleasing, so why not?

Posted on May 16, 2010 at 9:47 pm by admin · Permalink · Leave a comment
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